Gambling Results With Jeff

I came back from Vegas +/-$14,200 winner. Time to give all of you the rundown of my net losses and wins. I rounded to hundreds, so it might not add up to the detail, but you’ll get the general idea.

Texas Hold’em Poker: +$4,800
Punto Banco / Baccarat: +$5,900
Blackjack: -$1,100
Pot Limit Omaha Poker: +4,900
Roulette: -$2,100
Craps: +$300
Stud Poker (against the house): -$600
Slots: -$100
Casino Hold’em: +$2000 (got extremely lucky and quit ahead hehe)

I’m happy.

Right below — a pretty pic of a roulette in action from DeviantArt!

roulette by ~PlanetOrion on deviantART

Quick blurb in the middle — but I enjoyed the pic so much I had to share!

I’ve seen so many people trying to do the “I’ll just doubly my bet when I lose, and keep doubling until I win, and then start over again!”-tactic, winning 50x bets until losing it all trying to win 1x bet. It doesn’t work. It’s flawed. THE SYSTEM IS NOT A WINNER.

It’s all about betting systems, and dcwelshart.com has covered them for blackjack — pretty useful for the roulette too! Once you get the hang of how to play, you’ll realise how stupid it is risking $300 to win $2 on an original betting startpoint.

Got it? DONT JUST DOUBLE — IT NO WORK! hehehehe

I mean this is why David Blaine is a genius: he walks up to two hot women, gives ‘m $100 to win 5 bets in a row (totalling 3200$ if they get really lucky) — and at the end of the run he has two busty beauties loving him for giving them a $3200 birthday present…

This is one way to win big at gambling…